Whiskey River Soap Co.

founded in 2014, Whiskey River Soap has been creating hundreds of new hilarious and ridiculous products every year. We love the messaging found on these handmade bar soaps that are made in the USA

Soap For 99 Problems Quick shop
Soap For 99 Problems
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Soap For 99 Problems

$17.00

Smells like soap ain't

Fragrance: Santal 99 scented

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label

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Soap For A New Home Quick shop
Soap For A New Home
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Soap For A New Home

$17.00

Mmmmm... New homes are only new for so long

Fragrance: Trendy Terrarium

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label

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Soap For Because I Said So Quick shop
Soap For Because I Said So
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Soap For Because I Said So

$17.00

Eau de Authority

Fragrance: Lemon

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Birthday Blues Quick shop
Soap For Birthday Blues
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Soap For Birthday Blues

$17.00

Who you calling old?

Fragrance: Sad Birthday Cake

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Bless Your Heart Quick shop
Soap For Bless Your Heart
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Soap For Bless Your Heart

$17.00

Smells like aww...

Fragrance: Pink Mocktail

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Calm the F Down Quick shop
Soap For Calm the F Down
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Soap For Calm the F Down

$17.00

Smells like calm down

Fragrance: Rain stick (ocean

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Crystals Quick shop
Soap For Crystals
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Soap For Crystals

$17.00

Someone is hoarding rocks

Fragrance: "spiritual" incense  

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Day Drinking Quick shop
Soap For Day Drinking
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Soap For Day Drinking

$17.00

It's 10am somewhere

Fragrance: Mojito

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Dog People Quick shop
Soap For Dog People
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Soap For Dog People

$17.00

Smells like drool 

Fragrance: Grassy dog park 

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Favorite Teacher
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Soap For Favorite Teacher

$17.00

Smells like inspiring me to learn more

Fragrance: Cucumber

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Fuck Cancer Quick shop
Soap For Fuck Cancer
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Soap For Fuck Cancer

$17.00

Smells like fuck you

Fragrance: Strawberry Froze 

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Get Me a Drink Quick shop
Soap For Get Me a Drink
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Soap For Get Me a Drink

$17.00

Smells like a zombie cocktail

Fragrance: pineapple and gin

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Mom Brain Quick shop
Soap For Mom Brain
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Soap For Mom Brain

$17.00

Phone in the fridge again

Fragrance: Soggy cheerios 

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label

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Soap For Okay Moms Quick shop
Soap For Okay Moms
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Soap For Okay Moms

$17.00

Congratulations. You’re the world’s okayest mom! I’d get you a mug, but you know I swore off giving gifts years ago after Sue Ellen from high school forgot to publicly wish me a “Happy Birthday” on Facebook and destroyed my love of holidays forever. But let’s face it, perfect moms are the absolute worst, with their spotless car seats, neatly organized organic snacks, and “adequately-stocked” first aid kits. Okay Moms are the best kind of moms. Sippy cup wine, the five-second rule, and loads of naps are where it’s at.

Fragrance: Sippy cup wine

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Positive Vibes Quick shop
Soap For Positive Vibes
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Soap For Positive Vibes

$17.00

Ray of Sunshine Scented

Fragrance: Vanilla & Lemon

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Shit Shows Quick shop
Soap For Shit Shows
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Soap For Shit Shows

$17.00

Smells like last night

Fragrance: fireball shot

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Social Anxiety Quick shop
Soap For Social Anxiety
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Soap For Social Anxiety

$17.00

I'm *cough* super sick

Fragrance: Vodka Vitamin Water

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Spite Quick shop
Soap For Spite
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Soap For Spite

$17.00

Smells like sarcastic quips & petty revenge

Fragrance: Sippy cup wine

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For The Cool Aunt Quick shop
Soap For The Cool Aunt
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Soap For The Cool Aunt

$17.00

Honey, hand me that bottle?

Fragrance: Juicy Gossip

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For The Fun Uncle Quick shop
Soap For The Fun Uncle
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Soap For The Fun Uncle

$17.00

Beer me!

Fragrance: Black Ice

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For What the Actual Fuck? Quick shop
Soap For What the Actual Fuck?
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Soap For What the Actual Fuck?

$17.00

Smells like a crisis

Fragrance: Cucumber Aloe Daiquiri

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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Soap For Zero Fucks Quick shop
Soap For Zero Fucks
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Soap For Zero Fucks

$17.00

None to give

Fragrance: creamsicle 

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

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